February 2012
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Today, I bought…
The Journal of Joyce Carol Oates
The Raven Deception
This Is Not A Game
How Shall I Tell the Dog and Other Final Musings
The Other Side of Loneliness
Going Rogue (I’m sorry, I had to buy Sarah Palin’s book for a laugh)
$150.83 is what I would have spent, without tax. I paid $6. GOD BLESS DOLLAR TREE!
One time, I got stuck trying to get into a moonbounce. It looked like this.
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me when i think a cute heterosexual guy is following me: :OOOOOOOO
me when i realize it's a girl with a picture of a random hot male as their icon thing:
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I keep throwing shit at my TV because the sound goes out and hitting it makes it come back. I miss my big TV. Someone buy me a new bulb for the TV so I can watch TV on a big screen.
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cosmo tip #171
expertcosmotips:
every time he cums, put it in a container in the freezer. threaten that if he leaves you, you will smash it and impregnate yourself with it
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Finished categorizing my Kylie CDs.
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I should get Some Kind of Bliss today. :3
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I don’t want to get out of bed for fear that my legs are going to collapse after playing earlier and there won’t be a cute guy to save me from falling because my life isn’t a romantic comedy.
I just broke my heart in a dream. I’m not even sure how to handle this.
My workout is Kinect Adventures.
if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together
Reblog if your penis is charming.
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Lloyd went to prom with Sassy’s clone.