March 2012
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WatchWho We Are Tonight
wordisout asked: I re-did it! (It was quite difficult. If you'd asked my top 40 I'd have been fine! Hahaha.) What's your top 25?
Why I (a gay guy) will be forever alone:
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm famous and completely inaccessible.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm straight, so the only serious relationship we'll ever have begins with a "b".
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a douchebag, and for the most part you'll just be a really awesome fleshlight to me.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm twice your age, so most people will assume we're related and that'll make any kind of PDA painfully awkward.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a lot younger than you. Jail anyone?
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm taken and/or blissfully happy without you.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm going to friend-zone you. Good luck not developing feelings for me while I depend on you for everything except romance!
Attractive boy: Hi! I live on the other side of the world.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm not even the slightest bit interested in you because you're too tall, or too short, or too skinny, or too fat, or too fem, or too masc, or too boring, or too outgoing, or I don't like your skin color, or I think your hair is gross, or some other reason that will make you feel like there's something or several things terribly wrong with you.
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LOL PRESS PLAY AND LOOK AT THE GIF.
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Conversation at IHOP
Nadia: I'm not really a bacon fan.
Me: HOW ARE WE FRIENDS?!
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i have a silent friendship with so many of you we never talk but we always like/reblog each other and i just love you from a distance
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Anonymous asked: Thoughts on madonna?
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operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec
murderer: ok
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This girl doesn't stop talking, oh my God.
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joepotter replied to your photo: That is absolutely helpful.
Illusion?
Doubt it. Illusion came up already. I think it’s Magnetic Electric. I quit, lol.
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