justkevin:

Thanks, bought it down at Joahdin Maahsh with my chaj cahd.

…I thought Joadin Maahsh disappeyid like fowty yeahs ago

Joadin Maash? There used to be one a them down in Quinzy Centah, we used to walk down theyah back when yoah mutha didn’t have a caah

Yeah we couldn’t just awdah online, we had to go to actual stoahs, bet you kids I have no idear what that’s like.

Visiting with family, I have never noticed their accents more than I do now

 I can barely understand half of that, lmao.